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Graham

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A newly married couple decide to invent a code so eachother know when the other is feeling frisky!!

"I know" says the husband "If I lean across & touch your boobs then I'm up for it". " what about me? " asks the wife, Hubby replies " you grab my willy, pull once for yes & 150 times for no!!"


Made me chuckle!!!

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A newly married couple decide to invent a code so eachother know when the other is feeling frisky!!

"I know" says the husband "If I lean across & touch your boobs then I'm up for it". " what about me? " asks the wife, Hubby replies " you grab my willy, pull once for yes & 150 times for no!!"


Made me chuckle!!!




Also made me chortle and guffaw !

Was such activity instrumental in the advent of the expression "On the pull" ?

Rex

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Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over, and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!"

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder".

Charles yelled back "I'm  trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"

"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried. Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"

In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip,"See!  I told you with a  face like that, she had to be a virgin!"

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!"  

At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy who served in the Navy: once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral!" ..............


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In 1981 prior to her forthcoming wedding to Prince Charles , Lady Diana asked for a meeting with the Queen.During the meeting Diana confided that after having sex she suffered with indigestion.The Queen thought for a while and asked "Have you tried Andrews ?" to which Diana replied "Yes ,and when I've been with him I get indigestion as well ."


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